do you ever feel like you are missing out on things that everyone else is experiencing? I don’t really know what but I just think at times there are things that aren’t happening to me or I’m not doing that I feel like should be, and it sucks.
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
